SMS 4 YOU: 2009

NEW VIRUS ALERT

Please
Be Extremely Careful
especially if using internet mail such as
Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation

'Life is beautiful.'

If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , and delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful..'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Tuesday afternoon.

AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of destroying it..

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner.'

A different Love letter

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Pooja,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
____________ ____

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8 ) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Aakash

************ ********

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

Pooja's reply letter was also in Q/A format .......

Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside...... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

**********

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********
8 ) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

Buy Gold (Bullion, Bars, Coins)

There seems to be a myth about the demand for gold declining in the media, but in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.

The demand for gold is as high, if not higher, than ever before as witnessed by the high levels of gold price found around the world.
Buy gold coins or gold bullion from Aurum Advisors, America’s gold IRA, gold coin investment, and gold price providers to household and institutional investors nationwide. American Gold Eagle, American Gold Buffalo, Canadian Gold Maple Leaf, and South African Gold Krugerrand coins at today’s lowest discount price.Using one aspect of a market to make an assessment of an entire market is faulty report and rather like saying the entire meat market is slow because one butcher did not buy as much meat as usual.

The desire to buy gold is not hard to understand; compared to other valuable substances, there is precious little gold in the world. And with its undeniably brilliant sheen and deep, rich tones, it's also easy to understand the appeal of owning gold as a tangible, physical investment. At its best as an investment, gold is both physical and very liquid (it can be bought and sold fluidly). But you can buy gold in different forms (bullion, bars, coins, jewelry etc.), and these forms tend to differ in their liquidity. Unless you live in a part of the world where there is a high demand for gold among jewelers who wish to make jewelry from it, your ability to sell gold bars will be less than your ability to sell gold as coins. This translates to lower probability that you will profit from your investment, something to consider as you buy gold. The primary reason for this is that the gold in gold bars doesn't bear a governmental guarantee of quality and quantity, while gold bullion does. Gold in bar form is an easier target for tampering as well - only an experienced dealer employing meticulous examination can tell whether a gold bar is indeed solid gold, as opposed to a gold shell filled with a non-precious heavy metal. Many are fooled into buying gold bars that still bear their marks but are nevertheless devoid of gold. You may know that your gold bar is sound - and that's excellent. But even if you know it, when the time comes to sell gold bars, you may have to pay for the examination fees to prove gold value to a skeptical dealer. And if that's the level of skepticism you can expect when a gold bar is marked, imagine what you might face if you're trying to sell a "hidden"(unmarked) gold bar!

When you buy a gold bar, don't commit until the dealer has proven to you that the gold bar is solid and true. Can the dealer prove the quality and quantity of the gold? Can you trust the dealer? Don't buy gold from an untrustworthy dealer!

Europe top places to be visited

Barcelona has many reasons to be a popular destination among many travelers and backpackers. In Barcelona you can be dazzled by Gaudí masterpieces, stroll down La Rambla and soak up the atmosphere, dance the night away in a hip discotèca, delight in Catalan fare, or relax on 8 kilometers of magnificent beaches.
British bobbies, red busses, tons of musicals, numerous bars in Soho.London is one of the top destinations in Europe! London is an ancient city whose history greets you at every turn. Nowadays this major city is a world in its own, from multicultural Brick Lane, to Notting Hill market and touristy Leicester Square. London will fascinate you for days on end, while exploring its celebrated museums, historic streets and buildings, the trendy shops and vibrant 24 hour club scene! London is also a city of immigrants: the 2001 census shows that nearly 2.2 million people born all over the world call London home. In a city that offers both Queen Elizabeth and Kate Moss, tweed suits and Doc Martens, and lemon curd and kebabs,hotels starting from 16 usd per night.
Amsterdam's open minded attitude, its notorious red light district and many coffee shops are known the world over. But no more then a 10 minute bike ride away from the bustling downtown area you will also beautiful canals with 17th century canal houses and green parks. And Amsterdam's local neighborhoods like the Jordaan or De Pijp are crowded with cozy bars, brown cafes and outdoor markets.
If you want to indulge in history, culture and art Amsterdam will keep you busy for a while too, the Netherlands itself has more museums per square foot than anywhere else in the world! And its capital is home to fascinating museums from the times of trade with the East Indies, of genius painters like Van Gogh and Rembrandt and photography and contemporary art. Theatres, cinemas and concert halls are also scattered all over Amsterdam.

Live la dolce vita in Rome! Rome is packed with legendary artistic masterpieces, rich with Roman history and Renaissance art, traditional Italian food and fine wines and a vibrant nightlife.

Who doesn't know Rome's famous landmarks, the Colosseum, the Pantheon, the Sistine Chapel, the Piazza Navona and the Trevi Fountain are only a few to name! Since this ancient city is so rich in history and culture, it's hard to sum up the highlights! Needless to say Rome is the place to explore the ancient history and Renaissance art, or spend your time strolling over piazza's, feast your senses on delicious food, or shop for great designer clothing (or at least have a look!).

Direct TV

DTH is defined as the reception of satellite programmes with a personal dish in an individual home. And an individual Set Top Box empowering you to pick & choose you bundles of choice and pay for what you watch.Direct TV offers the latest deals and promotions for DIRECTV Satellite television.Direct TV has had higher customer satisfaction ratings than cable for the last 7 years
Break free from the hassles of cables with Sun Direct. 170+ TV channels and 31 Radio channels in digital glory with DVD quality pictures, CD quality sound.DirecTV has its own network called The 101 Network, available only to DirecTV subscribers in the United States. DirecTV is also the exclusive U.S. rights holder to sports packages NFL Sunday Ticket, NCAA Mega March Madness, and NASCAR Hot Pass.Most subscribers use reception antennas which are much smaller than the first generation services, which used antennas a few yards (meters) across. The small antenna size is a characteristic of direct broadcast satellite (DBS) service, which uses more powerful satellite transmissions than previous satellites could produce. Receiving equipment includes a satellite dish, an integrated receiver/decoder and a DirecTV access card, which is necessary to operate the receiver/decodeDTH also offers digital quality signals which do not degrade the picture or sound quality. It also offers interactive channels and program guides with customers having the choice to block out programming which they consider undesirable.South Customers Direct TV Packages
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THE BE ATTITUDES

Be understanding to your perceived enemies.......
Be loyal to your friends...........
* Be strong enough to face the world each day.
* Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
* Be generous to those who need your help.
* Be frugal with that you need yourself.
* Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
* Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
* Be willing to share your joys.
* Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
* Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
* Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
* Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
* Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
* Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.
* Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way.
* Be loving to those who love you..
* Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
* Above all, be yourself.

Trade Show Flooring

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PROTECTION FROM SWINE FLU

Use "Eucalyptus Oil (Nilgiri Oil)" drops on handkerchiefs n masks as a preventive measure against swine flu - National Institute of Virology (NIV).

Swine flu in India is spreading like wildfire, taking the toll to six. Officials say there are currently more than 800 cases of the H1N1 flu strain in India . Governments from all around the world are finding ways to combat this deadly disease. So what can you do to protect yourself? Stay calm and practice these 10 effective prevention tips.

1. Wash your hands frequently

Use the antibacterial soaps to cleanse your hands. Wash them often, at least 15 seconds and rinse with running water.

2. Get enough sleep

Try to get 8 hours of good sleep every night to keep your immune system in top flu-fighting shape.

3. Keep hydrated

Drink 8 to10 glasses of water each day to flush toxins from your system and maintain good moisture and mucous production in your sinuses.

4. Boost your immune system

Keeping your body strong, nourished, and ready to fight infection is important in flu prevention. So stick with whole grains, colorful vegetables, and vitamin-rich fruits.

5. Keep informed

The government is taking necessary steps to prevent the pandemic and periodically release guidelines to keep the pandemic away. Please make sure to keep up to date on the information and act in a calm manner.

6. Avoid alcohol

Apart from being a mood depressant, alcohol is an immune suppressant that can actually decrease your resistance to viral infections like swine flu. So stay away from alcoholic drinks so that your immune system may be strong.

7. Be physically active

Moderate exercise can support the immune system by increasing circulation and oxygenating the body. For example brisk walking for 30-40 minutes 3-4 times a week will significantly perk up your immunity.

8. Keep away from sick people

Flu virus spreads when particles dispersed into the air through a cough or sneeze reach someone else's nose. So if you have to be around someone who is sick, try to stay a few feet away from them and especially, avoid physical contact.

9. Know when to get help

Consult your doctor if you have a cough and fever and follow their instructions, including taking medicine as prescribed.

10. Avoid crowded areas

Try to avoid unnecessary trips outside. Moreover, avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.

Be proud 2 be THAMILAN

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is our ramasamy.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.

500 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.

498 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'
Calmly, ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says ' endha ooru ? '

The other candidate answers. ' Thoothukudi pakkam '

anga nikiran thamizhan JJJ

Dr Deepak Purohit wrote to President about Swine Flu

> My dear President,
>
> I agree with you that swine flu awareness is needed, but there is no
> need to be panicky and join the publicity propaganda carried out by
> media and others which acts as a vehicle to spread misconception than
> to spread scientific information.
>
> These are few facts about swine flu when discussed with the leading
> epidemiologists.
>
> 1) Swine flu, that is H1N1 flu is not new, first detected in 1987
> 2) Infective stage of flue is 5 days, 1 day before and 4 days after
> onset of symptoms
> 3) The best way to prevent it spreading is asking patient having
> symptoms of flu like fever cough and running nose to take rest at home
> for 4 days so he does not transmit it
> 4) Masks are of limited value if any, in this disease, it can spread
> through droplets on your skin, through contact etc, and I have seen
> that the masks in Pune are worn as fashion statement, while walking on
> road today morning I saw people wearing masks coming out for a morning
> walk with their dogs!, many wearing masks around their necks, and so
> on, infact these masks shall act as the vehicles to carry the virus,
> instead, avoiding crowded places or cinema halls or malls where
> airconditioners are on, is advisable, because you get recirculated
> air, where the virus density multiplies
> 5)Death after H1N1 flu is not common, infact infections like measles
> is taking toll of thousands more every year, and we are oblivious of
> the facts. Swine flu is being blown out of proportion by media trying
> to create hysteria among lay people.
> 6) Fever accompanied by respiratory distress, should be immediately
> notified which is likely to be a complication of H1N1 flu
> 7)The mortality is less than .01 percent of those affected, that means
> may be one in 10,000 affected is likely to suffer the life loss.
> 8) If you remember, 2 years ago SARS was blown out of proportion, what
> happened? Humans develop immunity to the virus, the same is going to
> happen, we develop immunity in due course of time, the virus is in the
> air, you can not stop it, our body is already developing the immunity
> so nothing to panic.
> We need to take care of children and elderly who have less immunity
> and do not let them go to crowded places that is all .
>
> WE MUST START THIS CAMPAIGN OF NOT TO BE AFRAID OF THIS FLU AND LET
> YOUR DAILY WORK CONTINUE AS NORMAL, NO MASKS FOR ORDINARY CITIZENS,
> HEALTH CARE WORKERS OR SPECIFIC EXPOSED TO LOT OF CROWDED ENVIRONMENTS
> MAY BE BENEFITTED, NOT PROVEN.
>
> I am amazed to hear that people are selling masks of RS 20 each which
> are available to less than Rupee 1 in the market.
> See who is getting benefitted?
>
> Please spread the scientific info, do not join the band wagon and
> stick to science, that should be the order of the day.
>
> Deepak Purohit
> District governor
> 3131
> Rtn Dr Deepak Purohit
>
>
> ARajagopalan
>

MEXICAN NUMBER PLATES

Each Mexican state issues license plates of a different design. Most states change designs more or less every third year, with each state on its own plate replacement cycle. Every year Mexicans pay the "tenencia" or "revalidación de placas" (car plates renewal tax). A set of Mexican plates includes one pair of plates, a windshield sticker, and in a few states a plate sticker. In 2001 the size of the plate number was reduced in order to accommodate the addition of the state number, legend indicating the position of the number plate on the vehicle ("delantera" (front) or "trasera" (rear)), and additional graphics. European-sized plates do exist in Mexico, but are not official or technically even legal[3]. These generally contain the same design as the standard-size plate in use at the time, and bear the standard letter and number sequence.

Mexican number plates come in several different classification: Private, Private Fronteriza, Public, Public Frontera, Servicio Publico Federal, Inspeccion Fiscal y Aduanera, Armada de Mexico, and Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores. The Fronteriza plates were introduced in 1972 and are available in the Mexico-USA border zone. This zone is formed by the Baja California and Baja California Sur states, as well as parts of Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila, and Tamaulipas. While the state of Nuevo León shares a 15 km border with the U.S., it does not have any cities within the border zone.
In the USA, ANPR systems are more commonly referred to as LPR (License Plate Reader or License Plate Recognition) technology or ALPR (Automatic License Plate Reader/Recognition) technology.

One of the biggest challenges with ALPR technology in the US is the accuracy of the Optical Character Recognition (OCR)—the actual identification of the characters on the license plate. Many variables affect OCR accuracy, starting with the fact that each state has multiple license plate designs that must be recognized by the ALPR system. Also, the shape of the characters, color of the plates and whether the characters are raised or flat can affect accuracy. Many times the letter D is mistaken for a Q or an O and some colors, especially reddish tones, are hard to read and as a result many system vendors will quote accuracy rates that are misleading. So potential buyers must be wary of any quoted % rates and ask what they mean as you will find that 90% really means 90% (N-1 or N-2). This little detail in the brackets (which will not be either obvious or explained up front) allows the vendor to get all chracters in a plate correct except one (N-1) or two (N-2).

Help Line Loser

"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared. "

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

"........Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No.."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

A Jobless Man

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor
as a
test.

"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the

application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that

means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only

$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a

10Kg tomato crate..

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two

hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation

three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can

survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return

late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought

a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food
retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the

conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man

replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You

don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can

you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy
at

Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.

M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being
an
office boy,

than a millionaire . . .

TEENS TRENDS

According to New York Metro there are ten key items for fall. Did you know cocoon jackets were going to be big this fall? If you're out of the loop on this and other trends, read up on our guide to fall. We've made it easy for you to find these items and decide if they are right for your wardrobe.Fall is one of the most difficult seasons to buy clothes for. In the winter, it is obvious that you will need to bundle up, and in the summer, chances are that you will need to cool off. However, autumn has a way of being very unpredictable. One day it can seem more like the dead of winter, while the next day it feels like summer all over again. But not to worry, we have everything you need to make sure you start the fall season looking spicy and fresh! There are a variety of summer basics that you should have: shorts, sandals, tanks, tees, blouses, sunglasses, and the ever-essential oversize bag which works for everyday as well as the beach.The spring style forecast gives us pieces with a classic 70s vibe; it's all about color and novelty. Look for sexy sheers, retro prints, goddess togas, dazzling metallics, and feminine touches of embroidery in these fun, funky styles.With all of the snow, slush, and wind out there, the winter is a hard time of year to be fashionable. Though you may want to layer yourself in sweatshirts, there are more stylish ways to keeping warm this season! Many of the current trends are easy to maintain, as they can be incorporated into just about any outfit, and luckily they are versatile enough to keep you looking your best until the warmer sunshine of the spring months comes back around.

NEVER LIGHT CANDLE in AIR-COND ROOM

For those who sleep in the air-cond room ...........

Heard of a bad news regarding Charleine,

She passed away last weekend due to carbon monoxide poisoning.

It happened when she lighted an aromatheraputic candle for the night in a room with air-conditioning on and all windows closed.

Due to lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the candle cannot fully oxidized & thus forming dangerous carbon monoxide.

Carbon monoxide will prevent oxygen exchange in the lungs, resulting the person dozing off to state of
unconsciousness & eventually death in less than 1 hour, depending on the room size.

I am putting this post out to all of you so that you will be aware of such danger when lighting aromatheraputic candles in any unventilated rooms.

Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-4

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-3

Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-2

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

WASH AND DRINK

This is Serious! This incident happened recently in North Texas .
A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of all soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A beautiful poem written by a Father to save his Daughter !!!

TO MY CHILD

Just for this morning, I am going to
smile when I see your face and laugh
when I feel like crying.

Just for this morning, I will let you
choose what you want to wear,
and smile and say how perfect it is.

Just for this morning, I am going to step
over the laundry and pick you up and take you to
the park to play.

Just for this morning, I will leave the
dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put
that puzzle of yours together.

Just for this afternoon, I will unplug
the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with
you in the backyard and blow bubbles.

Just for this afternoon, I will not yell
once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and
whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one
if he comes by.

Just for this afternoon, I won't worry
about what you are going to be when you grow up, or
second guess every decision I have made where you are
concerned.

Just for this afternoon, I will let you
help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you
trying to fix them.

Just for this afternoon, I will take us
to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can
have both toys.

Just for this evening, I will hold you in
my arms and tell you a story about how you were
born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you
splash in the tub and not get angry.

Just for this evening, I will let you
stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle
beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.

Just for this evening when I run my
finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be
grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.

I will think about the mothers and
fathers who are searching for their missing children, the
mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's
graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers
and fathers who are in hospital rooms
watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming
inside that little body

And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold
you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,
that I will thank God for you, and ask him for

nothing, except one more day..............

FRIEND

FRIEND IS AN EVERGREEN RELATION

WHICH NEVER THINKS WHY WE ARE

FRIENDS

MISS EACH OTHER THEIR HEART FEELS

SOMETHING IS MISSING

SMS 4 YOU