Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-4

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'


He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

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Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-3

Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'


Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'


Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'


'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-2

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'


Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'


Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'


Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'


Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'


Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: 'What are you doing?'





Husband: Nothing.


Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'


Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'


Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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WASH AND DRINK

This is Serious! This incident happened recently in North Texas .
A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of all soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

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