Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: 'What are you doing?'





Husband: Nothing.


Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'


Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'


Wife: 'Yes or no.'