Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-3

Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'


Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'


Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'


'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'